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Dec 19, 2020

What Kelly Loeffler Should Have Written To the Jewish Community

Senator Loeffler wrote an actual open letter, which can be read here. Below is what she should have written. An Open Letter to the Jewish Community by: A Candidate Who Has Actually Talked To Actual Jews My name is [NAME], and I’m running for Senate in the great state of Georgia. …

Georgia

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What Kelly Loeffler Should Have Written To the Jewish Community
What Kelly Loeffler Should Have Written To the Jewish Community
Georgia

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Published in The Belladonna Comedy

·Jun 10, 2019

What People Are Saying When They Say They Like Your Script

Not all positive responses are created equal. — A positive response is always a great thing, but not all positive responses are created equal. Different people can mean different things. Fortunately, you can be pretty sure what they’re really saying, thanks to this handy guide: Agent: I can sell this. Manager: I can sell this. Producer: I can…

Screenwriting

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What People Are Saying When They Say They Like Your Script
What People Are Saying When They Say They Like Your Script
Screenwriting

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Jun 2, 2019

How Trees Will Save The Planet

And How Jewish Law Nailed The Solution Centuries Ago — A study has come out by soil expert Dr. Thomas Crowther, who you may remember as the man who proved that prior estimates of Earth’s tree population were far too law. Four years ago, he proved the planet has, get this, three trillion trees on it. However, that’s down from…

Climate Change

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How Trees Will Save The Planet
How Trees Will Save The Planet
Climate Change

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Apr 19, 2019

Why Climate Activists Have To Fly — And Everyone Else Has To Shut Up About It

Every time there is a climate conference or protest, people who care about preventing runaway climate change travel to the site in question in order to lend their support. Meanwhile, these people are subjected to a peanut gallery of apathetic armchair warriors making inane comments about how they shouldn’t fly. …

Climate Change

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Why Climate Activists Have To Fly — And Everyone Else Has To Shut Up About It
Why Climate Activists Have To Fly — And Everyone Else Has To Shut Up About It
Climate Change

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Apr 18, 2019

Why Notre Dame Got The Money — And Flint Didn’t

Many people people have noted this week that it is unfair that, following the disastrous fire at Notre Dame, $950m has already been raised to rebuild it, all while Flint still doesn’t have clean water, Puerto Rico’s power grid is still in shreds, and carbon dioxide levels are hovering around…

Notre Dame

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Why Notre Dame Got The Money — And Flint Didn’t
Why Notre Dame Got The Money — And Flint Didn’t
Notre Dame

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Apr 7, 2019

Donald Trump Thinks Good Neighbors Make Good Fences… Or Something

On Friday, Donald Trump addressed a group in which he made a reference to a poem by Robert Frost, “Mending Wall” — a poem featuring a dreadful old fuddy-duddy who loves walls, and that is actually about how walls separate us. Here’s Trump’s quote: That’s not actually how the line in the poem reads, which led me to wonder, does Trump have some other version of the poem? As I said at the time:

Poetry

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Donald Trump Thinks Good Neighbors Make Good Fences… Or Something
Donald Trump Thinks Good Neighbors Make Good Fences… Or Something
Poetry

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Mar 22, 2019

Iced Out: A Game of Climate Change

This is game I came up with, designed for workshops or group sessions. The game illustrates how climate change can cause extreme weather events that floods and droughts, even those are opposing problems. It’s designed to help children in particular visualize the problem of climate change. Requirements Players 5+ plus the…

Climate Change

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Iced Out: A Game of Climate Change
Iced Out: A Game of Climate Change
Climate Change

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Mar 5, 2019

Advice For Writers: Getting An Agent For Stage and Screen

You have paid your dues, you have written your training wheels scripts, and you’re now a brilliant writer. You deserve an agent. The problem is that any agent worth their salt already has a solid line-up of clients, and receives more submissions than they — or their assistant — can…

Writing

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Advice For Writers: Getting An Agent For Stage and Screen
Advice For Writers: Getting An Agent For Stage and Screen
Writing

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Published in Slackjaw

·Mar 4, 2019

The Definitive Guide To Finding Your Writing Niche

If you have a particular talent with words, it’s all the more important to find the right industry for that talent to truly shine. To that…

Comedy

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The Definitive Guide To Finding Your Writing Niche
The Definitive Guide To Finding Your Writing Niche
Comedy

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Mar 3, 2019

From His Coy Mistress

A reply to Andrew Marvell’s “To His Coy Mistress”, in which the speaker tells his beloved that if she will not give her honor to him, the worms will take it from her grave.

Poem

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From His Coy Mistress
From His Coy Mistress
Poem

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